I hate an overcooked steak, winter, housework, selfies, gin, jazz, people that litter, overtaxation, government waste, public breastfeeding and babies on a plane.

I love fast cars, sunshine, sleezy rock and roll, trips to Vegas, horses, cats, sharks, tropical beaches, firearms, vodka, bourbon, tequila, beer and people that agree with me.

I tolerate most everything else.